These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court stenographers who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place:
q: : What is your date of birth?
a: : July fifteenth.
q: : What year?
a: : Every year.
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q: : What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
a: : Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
(Anon contributor - more of these to come in future posts!?)
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